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Old 02-04-2010, 11:13 AM   #1
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Re:International Animal Incident

Hear me my fellow forum brothers & sisters!

I bring dire news from the world stage where an cruel and inhumane incident has the entire hamster world in an uproar. An innocent hampster was killed when a mobster ordered a walk by shooting on a well known and loved community leader in a local park. According to eyewitnesses accounts the shooting was horrible and direct. All we seen was a 12 year old kid with dark sunglasses and a trench coat walk by then he pulled out a Nerf gun with a laser sight then shot poor Mocha over 1000 times. The wieght of the suction cup bullets was so great that poor Mocha died by just the shock. A relative of an neighbor that owned a pet dog that bit the local barber that knew a gardener that owned a cat whose owner called and ordered a cheap pizza from Dominoes that had a delivery boy that ate dinner with school mate on Thanksgiving that knew someone that worked at Safeway that bought 12 cans of peas from a company in New York said that it was just plain wrong and only someone as cruel as an heartless zombie could do such a thing.

Yes, My fellow forum brothers & sisters we do live in troubling times. but its good to be back home.

Original News Source:Georgia mom forces child to kill pet hamster because of bad grades.

Please check out Mocha the hamster alive and well on YouTube.

Last edited by poke2000; 02-09-2010 at 09:42 AM. Reason: Forgot to include original news source
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